Wednesday, October 06, 2004
Four ways to drive people nuts.............
(Another one Dad forwarded me.)
*Get a video camera and microphone and chase a local TV news crew
around. Interrupt on-the scene shots by shouting questions like "Where
have all the cowboys gone?"
*Ask strangers if they have change for a nickel.
*In the bathroom at work, utter loud, pain-wracked screams, then emerge
holding a large hen's egg.
*Call National Acme Co. Ask if they have any products you could use to
kill a roadrunner.
*Get a video camera and microphone and chase a local TV news crew
around. Interrupt on-the scene shots by shouting questions like "Where
have all the cowboys gone?"
*Ask strangers if they have change for a nickel.
*In the bathroom at work, utter loud, pain-wracked screams, then emerge
holding a large hen's egg.
*Call National Acme Co. Ask if they have any products you could use to
kill a roadrunner.
