(Found this floating around the office the other day. Sorry, don't have
a scanner to include the pictures.)

1.) Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8th cup of pet shampoo to
the water in the bowl.

2.) Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3.) In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both
lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

4.) The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises
coming from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5.) Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash"
and "rinse".

6.) Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there
are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7.) Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8.) The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom,
and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9.) Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,

The Dog