(from my father-in-law)

CNN is reporting that Lance Armstrong may be stripped of his Tour de Francevictory.

In a random check for foreign substances, authorities found three 3 bannedby the French in Armstrong's hotel room.

The three substances were toothpaste, deodorant and soap.

Additionally, when examining Armstrong they found other unfamiliar items . .. including testicles and a backbone.

(Shouldn't "testicles" be singular?)