(Found this on a website I was surfing.)

Earl was worried that his wife was getting hard of hearing. Not quite sure how to approach her about her hearing, he called the family doctor to discuss the problem.

The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the doctor a better idea about her hearing loss. "Here's what you do," said the Doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone, see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."

That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and Earl was in the den. He thinks, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens." Then in a normal tone he asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"

No response. So, the husband moves to closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"

Still no response. Next, he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife and asks, "Hun, what's for dinner?"

Again he gets no response so, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away: "Honey, what's for dinner?"

Again there is no response. So, he walks right up behind her: "Honey, what's for dinner?"

"Earl, for the FIFTH time, it's CHICKEN!"