1) The Woman makes all the rules.

2) The Rules are subject to change, at any time, without prior notification.

3) The Man may never know more than 55% of the rules, at one time.

4) If the Woman suspects that the man knows more than 55% of the rules at any given time, she MUST change some or all of the rules.

5) The Woman is NEVER wrong.

6) If the woman is wrong, it is because of a FLAGRANT misunderstanding that was a direct result of something the man said or did wrong.

7) If rule 6 applies, the man MUST apologize, immediately, for causing the misunderstanding.

8) The Woman can change her mind at any point in time.

9) The Man may change his mind only with the express written consent of the woman.

10) The Woman has every right to be angry or upset.

11) The Man MUST remain calm at all times.

12) The Woman may NEVER tell the man when she wants him to feel upset or angry.

13) (Female Excuse Clause) If the Woman has PMS, all rules are temporarily suspended.